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Funy sms Hindi Jockes in Hindi Mazakiya Shayari

1murgi ko baaz se pyar hua.
Murge ko pta chla to murgi se bola
mujme kya kmi h?Smrt hu biradri ka hu
Mrgi:Me tmhare jzbato ki qdr krti hu.
Pr wo AirForce me hai.

 Ek mobile cmpny ke selsman ko loose motion ho gya.
wo seedha doctr ke pas gya 
or apni tklif kuch is tarah bayan ki-
doctr saheb subah se unlimited outgoing chl rhi h...
andr se nai nai ringtone sunai de rhi h...
pet ka balance bhi khatam ho gya h...
chota recharge bhi krta hu to 
5 min me hi discharge ho jata h...
kripya is skeem ko kisi tarah band kijiye.


 1 Aadmi khada chabi se apna kaan
khuja raha tha...
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Santa use goor se dekh rahatha,
kuch der baad bola-
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Bhai sahab ager aap start nahi ho
rahe ho to dhakka lagaun...