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Funy sms in Hindi Jockes in Hindi Mazakiya Shayari

         Science teacher ~
bachcho jinda rehane ke liye kya jaruri he.
student~itna bhi nahi pata mem?
zinda rehne ke liye teri kasam,
ek mulakat jaruri he sanam.

Call karne walo ko fansi di jayegi
Miss call karne walo ko goli maar di jayegi
aap mat daro
aap to message bhi nahi karte
aapki to Aarti utari jayegi..

1 murga 1 murgi k piche bhag rha tha,
Bhagte-2 murgi train k niche aakar mar gyi,
Murga bola:
Mohtarma hindustani thi,
Jaan de di par chummi nhi di..