Hindi Funny SMS in Hindi Funny Shayari for SMS msg

JOKE: MAALIK: Jab main tumhe
 itna maarta hoon toh tum apna gussa
 kaise control karte ho?

NAUKAR: Apne toilet ko

 aapke toothbrush se saaf karke..

KG cls ka Boy:Tu mujse shadi kalegi?

Girl:Ni

B:Kalle,teko tophy duga

G:Isiliye to ni kalni,kisi ol se

 kulkule me bat ho gyi h.,..

Bacha: mjhe shadi krni h..

Fathr: kisse.??

Bacha: daadi se.

Fthr: kaminey vo meri maa h..

Bacha: to tune meri maa se kyu ki saale.....?